Today's theme for our Facebook Groups is going to be the delightful treat of Peanut Butter and Jelly. I enjoy this tasty concoction very much and wanted to see what the world of Facebook had to say about it. Obviously there were tons of groups about, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time," and all that craziness, but I wanted to go beyond that and really get into the type of groups available to either, 1) Peanut Butter fans or, 2) Jelly Fans. Therefore, I found two different groups that are about these topics. The College Answers would really like to hear some Facebook Group suggestions from you as well or further columns in the future, ie, extended topics. But without further ado, here are he Facebook Groups.
Operation "Peanut Revolution" (Found by searching "peanut butter")
I think that I might have stumbled upon some government documents here, because Operation "Peanut Butter" sounds like it could have been something that happened in Iraq recently. Jokes aside, here we have an operation about "peanut butter." Let's explore. Starting off with the description:
This is to spearhead promotive awareness to the world that "peanut free" products are prejudice or "consumer racist" against any person(s) out there who enjoys peanuts, peanut butter nad/or any other nut products on the world market!!!
Ha! What a ridiculous way to start things out. The creator of the group, Duane Brisebois, is suggesting that those products that do not contain peanut butter are prejudiced. Hailing from the Edmonton, AB network, it is clear to tell that Brisebois loves to eat some peanut butter and has taken the initiative to inform others of its wondrous taste.
There are some particularly fascinating Related Groups. For instance there is a Non-profit organization called, "look pink." I have never heard of it but I am sure it is doing noble things if it is linked to a group like Operation "Peanut Revolution." That may have come across a little ambiguous I feel. Then there is a group called "A VIABLE WAY TO STOP GAS PRICES!!! (please read)" which is labeled as a general organization. Hmm, I'm not 100% sure whats going on with this group and what its trying to promote, but that's unimportant. Lastly they have, "I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass" which is classified as a philosophy these days.
There are 7 photos posted in this group, and one posted video and one posted item. The posted video is of Family Guy and the posted item is of Todd n Tyler, a South Park sketch. There are 6 discussion topics. The most recent are, "BOYCOTT Mars Bars.", "why ban peanut butter???", "Mmmmmmmm........Reese peanut butter." Over 60 wall posts, which all came from a total of 201 members. Pretty good numbers, I'd say for a relatively small group. Its good that they found each other though!
Jelly Baby Pornography (Found by searching for "Jelly")
Theres something very odd that happens when you first look at the title of this group. First, you are appalled by the site of it, but then you go through a short phase where you realize it can't truly be what you envisioned in your head, so you return back to a relaxed state. But then, when you actually see what this group is promoting it horrifies you even more than the first time. This seems to be a crazy fetish that is practiced by people on the Internet. They tape innocent Jelly Babies having sex with one another. It is very graphic, and the images may not be suitable for underage audiences.
The description outlines the sick freaks who do this stuff:
This X Rated Group is for the sexually frustrated, down right weird or just slighty childish ones in us all!
Lets face it its better than Revision!
Share your Jelly Baby or Gummie Bear Photos and coments with all of Facebook!
Still alarmed I'm sure, where do you think these people are from? Wales! They are crazy jelly belly pornographers from Wales!
Their devilish crew is made up of six unlucky souls. Ross Phillips, the creator and dubbed Official Pornographer, Matthew James Welsh, Green Bear Body Double, James Harris, Official Supplier of Actors (Cardiff Studios), Mark Isaacs, Executive Producer of Jelly Porn, Michael Lloyd Jones, Red Bear Body Double, and Russell Anley, the only member not from Cardiff and is from Brunel is called 2nd Unit Director (Brunel Studios). What a ridiculous bunch. I just can't comprehend how impressed I am that this can grow such a following as it did.
In the photos section there are 15 photos. I won't go into much depth here, but lets just say that most of them are photoshopped pictures of gummy bears. Some people even took gummy bears and put them together in weird ways to make it seem like pornography and took a picture of it. Too much time! Get a hobby...
The Recent News section also takes this group to a new level.
With the addition of two videos that document them doing this, I think we can come to a consensus that this is some of the most intense ridiculous foolery ever!
347 Members. Wales is Crazy. Be smart. Be aware. Be the solution.
This post was originally written by The College Answers University of Michigan · Organizational Studies · 11 Oct 2007
