Best Locations To Have Sex - University of Michigan(back)
Going to college is the same thing as realizing that you're at the peak of your sexual prowess. At college, young adults are surrounded by the opposite sex in a practically free and open environment. People can experiment as much as they want, with whomever they want, as many times as they want. It is a very exciting time to be alive and to add to that excitement, there are ways to spice up your sexual encounters. Of course there's nothing wrong with a little bit of privacy now and then, but sometimes it’s great to explore the environment around you in search of thrills that will maximize your experience. At the University of Michigan there are some "hot spots" to engage in kanoodling, shnuggling, and good ole sex with another.
The first place that is a must for a sexual encounter is in the Graduate Library. The library is located in the heart of the Michigan campus. It is a centerpiece of the University and a true testament to academia. The next logical step is to therefore have sex in it. The Graduate Library, as most libraries go, is a quiet place. There are millions of books that are kept in the stacks area, and these books are surrounded by carrels for "independent" study. Due to the immense size of the library and the affinity of today's youth to use the Internet as its primary resource, these carrels are hardly ever used nor are people frequently passing by. It makes for the perfect setting for a little exhibitionism on the part of the University of Michigan students. This will be very exciting for both parties involved because of the public nature of the act and the naughtiness of it.
Another place which would be incredible to have sex in would be the one and only Big House. Home to the University of Michigan Football Team, the Big House prides itself as being the biggest stadium in the country, hosting over 110,000 people for college football games. It has been consistently sold out since about the 1960's and the waiting list for season tickets is close to a lifetime. This is a true monument at the University of Michigan, and what a great place to shtoink in. I'm really not sure what the best way to go about doing this is, but I have some theories. It will be outdoors, so plan accordingly. I have heard through some of my friends that the gates of the stadium are left open from time to time, so this would be the way to get in. After that, you can pick one of a myriad of different locations to bonk in. You could go more private by choosing a bathroom. A less private option, but still good would be to have sex between bleachers. When lying down you will most likely be hidden so this may help you from getting caught, but it will be an incredible rush. Finally, not for the squeamish, you could go down all the way on to the field and set up camp there. This would be one of the most incredible feats I have ever known and what an awesome adventure. If this doesn't turn out to be one of your finest sexual experiences, I don't know what else would be.
If you're looking for a very open display of affection you might want to consider picking The Rock at the corner of Hill Street and Washtenaw Avenue as your destination station. This huge boulder was moved to its current location in 1932 for a man named Eli Gallup. It was intended to be a memorial to George Washington on his 200th birthday, but has grown into an icon on the University of Michigan campus. It is painted over almost daily by the students of the college. It is a tradition that each and every student ought to partake in during their tenure as a student at the university. Having sex at this site has its problems. There are two busy streets that surround The Rock. You would have to spend some time thinking about camouflaging as to not get caught. The rock is also painted very regularly and is typically done at night. So, while you're in the "act" you may also bump into some visitors. This is a great location to "do it," but as a lot of drawbacks. If you can pull it off, I would be very impressed.
If anything, this is a very short list of places to make use of at the University of Michigan. There are lots of other places that I would suggest. In particular you could check out The Arb. This is a 123 acre area that is called Nichols Arboretum. There are tons of trails and look out points that make for an adventure. Another location is The Dude, or the James and Anne Duderstadt Center, which is located on North Campus at the University of Michigan. With similar features and privacy that the Graduate Library provides, this would make for an excursion for any people living on North Campus.
Pick wisely. Have fun. Don't be a fool, wrap you're tool. Be the Solution.
This post was originally written by The College Answers University of Michigan · Organizational Studies · 22 Aug 2007