I wanted to keep this somewhere...but not on my Facebook anymore...so here it is:

A take off on Andrew Weaksauce Wallace:

I like sleeping on the left side...I care more about learning than grades...I have kept a diary since 7th grade in which I have only written about girls...I have a tendency to marry my crazy ideas and forget about the rest of the world...I can't control my accent (contrary to popular belief)...I admire excellence...I want to be everything to somebody...Meeting and getting to know new people is my absolute favorite activity...Turning 20 years old really freaked me out...I care too much or not at all...I grew a plant to care about something else...I'm trying to recognize the consequences of my actions...I typically mean what I say (contrary to popular belief)...I am really trying to stop biting my nails...I want to travel the world...I'm charming...I'm striving to be a hopeless romantic...my favorite song is the one I'm dancing to...My English 225 class changed...my...life...I want to be a Renaissance Man..."Since Feeling is First" makes sense to me...I do really well in school in the Fall and then tank in the Winter, and I don't know why...I want to see every single sport at the University of Michigan...Being Jewish is important to me...Facebook is one of the best and worst things that has ever happened...

This post was originally written by T
University of Michigan · Undecided · 29 Apr 2007