Just a short one today, not nearly as in depth as "The Value of Things" but nevertheless important. The Armory is this massive building that has classrooms on the outside and a big track in the middle that has open track during designated hours. I'm taking four bus. courses this semester and to get from Frat City to my classes, it is quicker to actually go through the building. This is the obvious. However, this semester I had this epiphany that I don't have to walk around the hallwayesque walkways. All I have to do is use my I-Card and I can walk right through the middle of this massive fucking building. It just so happens that this track is not air conditioned and the entrance to the track, which is closest to my house, has a kitty-corner emergency exit. This emergency exit has been deactivated for god knows whatever reason. I finally smarted up, swipe the I card, walk right through old balls proffesors walking on this track, return my body temperature to normal levels, and go rock my accy, econ, badmn teachers in the face.

I now realized that after putting this down in words, it is not that impressive. I'm making a diagram anyways...forgive my photoshop abilities, they are less than stellar...

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/dsultan2/www/Registration%20Help/armory.htm?uniq=hvpz8j

T bone, make this a link titled "Armory" if you get a chance

This post was originally written by Matt Zohn
University of Illinois · Athletic Training · 19 Jan 2007